You might be Korean if...

Everything in your house has a Samsung or LG logo on it.

You refuse to own anything made in Japan.

Instead of going to the doctor and pharmacy for disinfectant, you use soju.

You think there is only one kind of music, K-pop.

Going out to eat involves three street vendors selling meats on a stick and 1000 won.

You only drink the two worst beers in the world, Cass and Hite.

You think dried squid is better than beef jerky.

You can't eat a western meal unless it is served with kimchi.

You have two refrigerators, one for food and one for kimchi.

You eat kimchi and garlic for breakfast, just so you can have awesome breath the rest of the day.

You won't eat spoiled or rotten food, but you eat kimchi with every meal.

You preach regularly about the health benefits of eating rotten cabbage soaked in fermented liquids derived from anchovies and other seafood.

You pick up a chicken wing with chop sticks to eat it.

Your tub of fried chicken includes the head and neck.

You own more pairs of chopsticks than forks, spoons and knifes combined.

You say nice-uh.

You like "coppee."

You wear a mini skirt when it's -25 and can't figure out why you are so cold.

You think your mat on the floor is more comfortable than a bed with pillows and sheets.

You have 22 different types of Ramien in your pantry.

You think leaving the fan on while sleeping is an actual cause of death.

You play Starcraft.

You watch either of the two channels dedicated entirely to Starcraft.

Littering is a way of life, but not separating your trash correctly will get you a fine.

You have a pair of Chuck Taylors for every outfit.

Instead of saying McDonalds, you say Mac-uh-don-uhl-d-suh.

You can't eat pizza without copious amounts of corn and whole crayfish as toppings.

You take a perfectly-good ice-cold Starbucks Frappuccino and boil it before serving it in a paper cup.